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Andre Ethier for President!

Notice anything missing from Andre Ethier’s uniform? Looks like he did some very selective surgery to his undershirt collar, much like a doctor removing a malignant tumor. Outstanding work.

I think we’re gonna have to name this de-swooshification in Ethier’s honor. What shall we call it — Nothing Could Be Ethier? My Winner . . . → Read More: Andre Ethier for President!

Guess What Chips I Won’t Be Eating Today?

Have there ever been a worse helmet design match-up than last night’s Fiesta Bowl? Woof. Fortunately, the game featured a few uni-notable aspects:

• Boise State wore orange pants for the first time since the 2007 Fiesta Bowl. Although the pants had way too many gewgaws, I thought the basic white-over-orange look was . . . → Read More: Guess What Chips I Won’t Be Eating Today?

Somewhere, Patrick Ewing Is Smiling (or maybe just taking a nap, whatever)

Here’s something I forgot to mention in last Friday’s NBA entry: Players in Saturday’s Suns/Warriors preseason game, which was played outdoors, had official permission to wear long undersleeves — an NBA first. It’s not yet clear if this will lead to sleeves being worn for indoor and/or regular season games, but it’s definitely . . . → Read More: Somewhere, Patrick Ewing Is Smiling (or maybe just taking a nap, whatever)

See Spot Run

Something weird is going on with the Tigers (besides the fact that they’re flushing their postseason hopes down the crapper). It involves that little orange dot on the crown of their road batting helmets. Or at least it’s supposed to be there — but lately it’s been a little more complicated than that.

. . . → Read More: See Spot Run

Anyone Who Posts an ‘Agony of da Feet’ Comment Today Gets Permanently Tossed from the Site

Look closely at the photo shown above and you’ll notice something odd: The player (who happens to be Titans linebacker Ryan Fowler) has cut holes in the tips of his shoes, and his sock-covered big toes are poking out.

Football players are known for modifying their equipment, but I’d never heard of this . . . → Read More: Anyone Who Posts an ‘Agony of da Feet’ Comment Today Gets Permanently Tossed from the Site

Preseason Ponderings

Now that the first slate of NFL preseason games has been played, a few new developments have come to light (aside from those green dots on QBs’ helmets, which we’ve already discussed at length). Let’s take a look:

• At first glance, it appears that the Chiefs are wearing an AFL logo patch. . . . → Read More: Preseason Ponderings

Switching to a Completely Predictable Color Scheme Is the New Black

Jerry Glanville has always been such a blowhard. The whole “Man in Black” thing, leaving a ticket for Elvis, driving a replica of James Dean’s car — a shtick as hackneyed and cornball as that has to be earned, and anyone with a head coaching record of 62-71 hasn’t earned jack.

But Glanville . . . → Read More: Switching to a Completely Predictable Color Scheme Is the New Black

Quick Change Artist

New ESPN column today — here’s the link. Plus I also have a review of last night’s No Mas event on today’s Page 2 index page.

Meanwhile: Great little uniform-related episode in the 4th inning of Tuesday night’s Cubs/Rockies game, when Chicago pitcher Ted Lilly was due to bat but was momentarily AWOL, . . . → Read More: Quick Change Artist